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Καζαντεμίας Καζαβρίλος 2000
Golden Millennium Edition
(Δεκέμβριος 1999)
Ποδόσφαιρο
H kainouria xronia vriskei tis ellinikes omades ektos eyropaikon diorganoseon. To gegonos
exei ferei tin katifeia kai tin apogoiteysi stous paiktes kai tous paragontes ton omadon,
eno parallila oi ellines filathloi exoun enthousiastei, afou gia proti fora meta apo xronia
mporoun kai vlepoun kathe Tetarti podosfairo aksioseon.
O ALPHA synexizei ti metadosi agonon tou italikou protathlimatos H' mallon tou Interikou
protathlimatos, afou oloi oi agones synexizoun na einai Inter - (kapoios). Ayto pou kaneis
apo tous tiletheates den mporei na katalavei, einai to pos oi tilesxoliastes katafernoun
na peisoun ton kosmo oti i entekada tis Inter apoteleitai apo 11 Georgatous.
Ston elliniko xoro tora, o Olympiakos prokrinetai epi tou PAOK sto Kypelo kai o Bajevic
apolyetai apo ton "dikefalo tou vorra". O Bajevic fainetai na min mporei na steriosei se
kammia omada afou opou kai na piasei douleia exei san epomeno antipalo ton Olympiako, ton
opoio aytos eftiakse kai apo ton opoio xanei.
O Panathinaikos anakalyptei alli mia polytimi monada sto prosopo tou Sigurdson o opoios
skorarei se ola ta mats tis omadas tou tin kainouria xronia. Psyxologoi analyoun tin
katastasi kai apofainontai oti i dramatiki allagi stin apodosi tou paikti irthe amesos
meta tin premiera tou "Deep Blue Sea", tin tainia me tous metallagmenous karxaries. Apo
tin alli meria, o "kounoupis" Mykland exei mia katheti ptosi stin apodosi tou kai
idiaitera sto mats me ton Olympiako, opou xanei oles tis monomaxies apo ton Anatolaki. Oi
gavroi panigyrizoun fonazontas "exoume enan nayti pou olo Mykland xaftei", eno oi
panathinaikoi dilonoun oti ton Mykland ton epirease to "Millennium Bug".
O Proedros (ENAS EINAI!!!) yposxetai stous fans tou trifylliou oti tha kratisei me nyxia
kai me dontia ton kounoupi. Meta apo mia vdomada episkeptetai ton Deminho pou ton vazei
mia nea odontostoixia kathos exase ola tou ta dontia. Telika vriskei allh lysh. Gia na mhn
fygei to kounoupi, dhlonei edra tou panathinaikou to kleisto OAKA etsi oste na mhn mporei
na petaxei makrya apo to trifylli. Epishs ton ekviazei legontas tou oti tha ferei gia
proponhth ton Baygon!
H AEK apodyknyetai Y2K compatible, afou kammia diafora den yparxei stin apodosi tis se
sxesi me to 1999. O Toumpa exei parapona apo ton Xouto, o opoios pigainei mono stis mises
proponiseis tis omadas. O Xoutos dilonei pos den mporei na kanei diaforetika, afou tis
alles mises proponeitai me tin omada tou Olympiakou, apo ti stigmi pou oi omades ton
agorasan miso miso. O Kasapis pairnei metagrafi gia Celtic, omos ligo meta tin eleysi tou
sti Skotia apofasizei na stamatisei tin mpala kai na anoiksei kasapiko. Oi ellines foitites
sti Skotia mporoun epitelous na einai sigouroi oti to kreas pou trone den einai apo treles
agelades.
O Hraklis meta kai apo tin paraxorisi tou Konstantinou stin AEK apodynamonetai dramatika,
alla trava to endiaferon ton diafimiston oi opoioi zitoun na mathoun meros poias
diafimistikis kampanias einai to pano "OYST! FYGE... TORA! PARE PODI! KOPANA THN! FYGE!
KANTHN ALLA GALLIKA! ALLEZ! O TELEYTAIOS NA KLEINEI THN PORTA!"
H Despoina Vandh vgazei kainourio disko kai kanei tourne sthn Agglia. Ekei se ena club thn
akouei h Victoria Adams kai ths gnorizei ton atzenth ths kai ton antra ths David Beckham.
H Despoina ths ton pairnei kai o Demis gia ekdikhsh ta ftiaxnei me thn Victoria. O Sir Alex
enthousiazetai apo ton Demh kai ton pairnei sthn Manchester. O David enthousiazetai apo ta
souvlakia kai menei gia panta sthn Ellada ypografontas sthn AEK. Exei omos provlhmata
prosarmoghs kai synithos paizei allagh tou Matiasevic. Sth synexeia ta xalaei me th
Despoina kai ta ftiaxnei me ton Korkoli kai h apodosh tou anevainei odhgontas thn AEK sthn
katakthsh tou Intertotto (sto opoio paizei h AEK gia na vgei sthn eyroph mia pou termatise
12h).
O Luciano parataei to podosfairo kai analamvanei tis metaglotiseis ton neon seiron tou
ALPHA pou exoun ta onomata "Dolores h kopela lastixo", "Juan Fran to mougo tsiganaki",
"Emilio Jose Dela Fuentes o atromhtos" kai alles...
O Giovanni dystyxos den mporei na epanelthei sto podosfairo kai anoigei mpouat sthn opoia
tragoudaei mazi me ton Rotsa.
O Vazexa anoigei kai nea taverna me soutzoukakia. Kalyteros pelaths enas nearos eysomos
pou foraei kaskol tou panathinaikou kai krataei panta mia Pepsi.
O Viktoras Mitropoulos kerdizei tis ekloges ths EPAE, ths EPO, ths PALEFIP, ths PEFO,
ths ESAK, ths FIFA , ths FIBA, tou KKE, tou KODHSO. O odhgos tou pairnei meros sto
protathlima rally ths FIA antikathistontas ton Auriol. Dystyxos omos o aeras tou pairnei
thn perouka sth teleytaia eidikh tou Acropolis kai gyrizei pisoxanontas shmantiko xrono.
Sto telos pyrovolei ton Colin McRae o opoios prospathise na prosperasei.
H AEK allazei 26 proedrous kai 19 idiokthtes. Telika thn agorazei o AB Basilopoulos alla
to managment to kanei o Aslanis. Oi paiktes mporei na mhn paizoun me tsampouka alla exoun
panta tis piosideromenes stoles.
O Koskotas vgainei apo th fylakh kai zhtaei apo ton Kokalh ta lefta pou edose gia ton
Kaltaveridi, ton Amanatidi, ton Karataidi, ton Poursanidi, ton Ioannidi (ton Vasilh),
ton Mavrogenidi kai allous eis -idis gia na ta dosei ston syllogo "O Eyxeinos Pontos".
Ston PAOK telika proponhths analamvanei o proedros ths Thyras-4.
Μπάσκετ
O Panathinaikos katafernei na parei to apolyto pleonektima edras se Ellada kai Eyropi,
meta apo poly kali poreia i opoia synodeyetai sxedon panta apo nikes. Oi opadoi tou PAO
omos kai pali den einai eyxaristimenoi, afou i mia kai moni itta tis omadas sto deytero
gyro tou ellinikou protathlimatos irthe apo ton akatonomasto. To mellon diagrafetai zofero,
an kai stin eyropi ta pragmata deixnoun pio rodina.
H AEK katafernei telika na parei ti deyteri thesi, enan vathmo piso apo ton Panathinaiko
apo ton opoio exase sto metaksy tous paixnidi. O Ivkovic pleei se pelagi eytyxias. H AEK
katakta epitelous to deytero eyropaiko titlo tis.
O PAOK synerxetai sto deytero gyro kai katafernei na kerdisei telika tin triti thesi,
exontas synelthei apo ta strapatsa pou epifyllase to telos tou 1999. Dystyxos gia aytous i
AEK katafernei na prokrithei ston teliko tou protathlimatos. Oi tritoi stin kanoniki
periodo paiktes tou PAOK, dilonoun oti sta play off den mporesan an apodosoun giati eixan
"kanonika periodo".
O akatonomastos me panourgo sxedio katafere na ferei tin omada tou stin tetarti thesi tis
kanonikis periodou. To programma epefyllase akoma kai itta apo ton Espero, alla o
(telika oxi kai toso) ksanthos proponitis dilonei eytyxismenos apo to pleonektima edras
ston teliko tou protathlimatos.
O Filippou apolyei ton Ivkovic giati den exei thn idia filosofia. Proslamvanei ton Malkovic
kai pairnei Rivas, Atruia, Coldebela, Kiadjic, Larsen, Andersen.
O Ioannidis vgazei vivlio syntagon mageirikhs me proto to Imam Mpailnti. Ginetai best
seller. O protos pou to agorazei einai o ashton pou zhtaei kai to aytografo tou xanthou
(mia pou einai gnosto poso ton sympathei).
O Giannakopoulos peftei se katathlipsi pou exase apo ton Ioannidi kai exafanizei olo to
stock pou exei se anti-katathliptika farmaka.
Formula 1
H Ferrari ypodextike ta Xristougenna me ena party gia ta paidia ton ergazomenon, sto opoio
o Jean Todt kai o proedros Luca DiMontezemolo itan ntymenoi klooun kai o Schumacher san
Agios Vasilis. Ston proto agona tis xronias, oloi forane tis agonistikes tous stoles,
ektos apo ton Todt o opoios apodeixtike oti empneei perissotero sevasmo kai empistosyni
san klooun. O Rubens Barrichello ypostirizei oti tha exei isi metaxeirisi me ton Schumacher
stin omada. To provlima tou pit-crew tis Ferrari einai "poios tha tou pei ta nea"...
Sti McLaren tora, epikratei mia diaxyti aisiodoksia. O Mika Hakkinen kerdizei to GP tou
Monaco, otan se mia pista pou arxizei na stegnonei kai eno o Schumacher vazei sta pits
lastixa gia stegno, arxizei kai klaiei me oli tou ti dynami dimiourgontas idanikes
synthikes gia ta "vregmena" lastixa tis McLaren tou. O Coulthard perimenei pos kai pos na
teleiosei kai ayti i xronia gia na dilosei kai pali oti i epomeni tha einai i diki tou. O
Trulli sti Jordan einai "trully fantastic" pairnontas kefali apo ton omostavlo tou Frentzen
o opoios einai ypo tin epireia tis "eyxis" tou gourli Hill gia "kali tyxi to 2000".
O Irvine tha podopatithei sti Jaguar apo ton Herbert, oxi gia kanenan allo logo, alla giati
anti na exei to myalo tou stin odigisi, tha to exei se "ola ta mora stin pista" kai tha
egkataleipei apo eksodous.
H Williams me ton kainourio kinitira tis BMW tha trexei ta teleytaia GP me BMW M3, oi
opoies tha apodeixtoun pio grigores kai aksiopistes apo to fetino monothesio. O Ralf tha
tsantistei kai tha apodeixtei aksios aderfos tou Michael me tis antidraseis tou. O Zanardi
san katharoaimos Italos, tha prospathisei gia alli mia fora na katastrepsei tis opoies
elpides diakrisis ton Germanon kai Agglon afentikon tou.
Sti BAR tha anoiksoun ypaithrio bar sto paddock, gia na pernane tin ora tous otan oi alles
omades tha trexoun kai aytoi tha exoun egkataleipsei. H Honda san promitheytis kinitiron
tha kanei oti mporei, alla oi prospatheies tha einai mataies mprosta stin anypervliti
maerstria tou sxediastikou team tou monothesiou na ftiaxnei aytokinita akinita.
Tin Arrows mesa sto 2000 tha tin agorasoun 2 emirides, 1 prigkipas, 1 doukissa kai telos o
Bill Gates gia na statheropoiithei epitelous i efesi tou aytokinitou sta "crash".
H Minardi tha einai i ekpliksi tis xronias, exontas tin pio epityximeni season apo tote
pou mpike stin F1. O Giancarlo Minardi tha arnithei pos ta skorda, ta kokkalakia tis
nyxteridas kai i apagoreysi eisodou tou DIM sto garage tis omadas exoun na kanoun me tin
epityxia ayti.
Fun Board
DIM: Ta taperakia me ta soutzoukakia pane ki erxontai sto OAKA. Synodeyomena panta apo metalliko nero, ante kammia AMSTEL ama exei kai ntertia. H thea kai mono tis Coca Cola apotelei thanasimo amartima. H omada paei kala me ta soutzoukakia, alla apo kapoio simeio kai pera o DIM den xoraei na perasei apo kammia thyra. Ta pragmata ginontai akoma xeirotera, otan o diaitologos proteinei Coca-Cola Light gia apoleia varous.
REDBOSS: O REDBOSS xarizei ston DIM to "Coca-Cola Kid" se videokaseta.
Prasinos: H omada paei kala kai kerdizei telika se oles tis anametriseis tis xronias. (gia to PASOK milame, etsi?)
G-NY: O ekprosopos tis Elladas sto eksoteriko gia tin ellinotourkiki filia, exei epidothei sto ergo tou me mania. O zilos tou einai toso megalos pou katareei tin ora pou prospathei na sysfiksei tis sxeseis tou me 5 tourkales taytoxrona. Sth synexeia akolouthei ta vhmata tou mega Mahir kai ftiaxnei diko tou site. Ta kyriotera kommatia apo to site einai "I want to change your lights" "I kiss you everywhere", "You who want come I can have in house". O Mahir tou kanei mynhsh kai h dikh orizetai gia th Hagi opou kai o GNY thn kerdizei kai pairnei kai apozhmiosh gia ithiki vlavh. O Mahir sth synexeia aytoktonei.
MASTER: Einai poly dyskolos xaraktiras gia na synnenoithei kapoios mazi tou. Kapoios ton rotaei sto dromo "Syggnomi file, ti ora einai"? kai o Mihalis tou apanta "Dose username kai password kai tha sou po".
Itchy: Paei panta sto gipedo parea me ton DIM kai dioxnei makrya olous tous planodious polites Coca-Colas prin tous antilifthei to "fainomeno".
pablo: Synexizei na einai se koma kanonika apo ekeini tin apofrada imera.
Teneatis: An kai oloi ton diavevaionoun gia to antitheto, o Hlias pistevei pos to post sto kainourio funboard einai ena megalo vima pros to masonismo. Thou Kyrie. Epishs anakalyptei oti to banner tou board exei krymmenh mia anapodh pentalafa.
Niklaus: H foni tis logikis kai tekmiriomenis epixeirimatologias ton boards, epanerxetai drymiteri stin aygi tis neas xilietias. Ta epixeirimata eksakolouthoun na einai sofa sygkrotimena kai ta posts synexizoun na einai makroskeli. Oi entaseis fainetai na xalaronoun, mias kai sta 41 oi entones sygkiniseis den einai kai poly kalo pragma, eidika ean exeis na antimetopiseis kai tous trapezikous katathetes tin epomeni mera.
ashton: Prokeimenou na sysfiksei tis sxeseis tou me tous panathinaikous tis pareas, prosferetai na antallaksoun me ton DIM syntages mageirikis, me emfasi sta soutzoukakia. To mystiko einai sti saltsa. To video doulevei sto full sti diarkeia ton play off tou basket. Opote paizei i AEK o ashton paei se gamous (opoiousdipote).
gavrilos: Fetos ola fainetai oti tha pane kala gia ti Ferrari. Ta dyo protathlimata sti F1 fainontai sxedon sigoura me to kainourio epanastatiko monothesio. Opote mallon tha prepei na perimenoume mexri to 2001 gia kanenan titlo... Epishs mesa sto 2000 anakoinonei 16 fores oti tha episkeftei thn Thessaloniki alla to anavalei 16 fores giati panta kati symvainei. Telika phgainei gia weekend sto Silverstone opou vlepei ton Schumacher na trakarei pali ston idio toixo.
OSFP-CHICAGO: Stis 14 Fevrouariou giorth ton eroteymenon o OSFP-CHICAGO stelnei mail ston ashton kai tou zhtaei tapeina sygnomh. O ashton tou leei oti ftaiei aytos kai telika ta vriskoun. Thn epomenh vdomada o OSFP-CHICAGO emfanizetai xafnika protos sta paixnidia prognostikon. Se erotiseis gia to pos egine ayto, o OSFP kai o ashton epimenoun oti o OSFP edine kanonika prognostika alla tou ta esvine kathe evdomada o Deminho.
Dj Thryleon - LuNaTiC: Ton pairnei h Vandh os epishmo remixer ths kai ginetai pio gnostos kai apo ton David Morales. Allazei to onoma tou se dj - 3-leon kai kanei xryso disko diaskeyazontas ton ymno tou Olympiakou.
Blackstorm - Partizanos: Yphretoun thn mama patrida me ton kalytero tropo. Tous vlepei o Manousakis (oxi o Xaridhmos, o skinothetis) kai tous pairnei gia na ntouplaroun ton Gletso stis dyskoles skhnes tou serial pou ypodyetai ton OYKa.
Aris-7: H MEGALH APOKALYPSH !! O Othonas tou corfu anakalyptei to IP tou stroumf pou grafei anonyma kai apokalyptetai oti htan o Aris-7. Se makroskelh epistolh tou sto board zhtaei sygnomh kai leei oti to ekane mono kai mono epeidh den rotise kaneis pou exafanistike tosous mhnes.
bakouras: Zhleyei fovera thn epityxia pou exei o G-NY. Etsi frontizei na afhsei ta daxtylika apotypomata tou G-NY pano sto ptoma tou Mahir kai na katigorithei o prohn filos tou gia fono. Telika o G-NY kerdizei akoma mia dikh (apoktontas to prosynomio o Obrandovic ton dikasthrion) kai o bakouras katastrefetai psyxologika, epistrefei sthn Kalymno kai ginetai sfougaras.
Earedil: Synexizei na spoudazei sthn Skotia kai na entyposiazei ton kosmo me tis xoreytikes tou figoures. Afhnei favorites, foraei kampanes, "xtypaei" gomenes kai protagonistei sto "Austin Powers 3, Vaseline Is Forever".
caeser: H "funboard-parea" anisyxei otan mia mera emfanizetai sto board ena minima tou caeser me titlo "AA RRRE TRRRIFFFFFYLLAAARRRRRA!!!!!". Oloi rotoun na mathoun ean ksafnika irthe stin epifaneia kapoio provlima dysleksias, omos i apantisi tou caeser liges ores argotera vazei ta pragmata sti thesi tous: "Etroga kati melomena touloumpakia ligo prin grapso to minima, alla den eixa xartopetseta na skoupiso ta xeria mou".
Braveheart: Apolyetai apo thn Ericsson giati estelne yvristika mhnymata ston dieythinti. Exakolouthei na psaxnei to URL tou neou board kai mexri tote apla milaei monos tou sto diko tou board. Telika ton proslamvanei h SAAB gia na kanei polemo lasphs sth Volvo meso Internet. H Volvo vrisketai sta prothyra dialysis liges meres argotera, otan seira apo emails apokalyptei me idiaitera omo tropo oti i gynaika tou dieythynti diatirouse erotikes sxeseis me ti mitera tou proistamenou poliseon.
Rigas: Prokeimenou na ikanopoiisei ti dipsa tou gia prosfora agapis pros ton plision, apofasizei na afierosei ti zoi tou stin Ierosyni. Meta apo ti xeirotonisi tou kapoios ton fonazei "papa-Riga". Eytyxos i yparksi nosokomeiou stin perioxi voithise na sothei mia zoi.
KostasV: Argei na paei sto mathima periferomenos sto proaylio tou panepistimiou mipos kai dei pouthena to Thraso. Stis erotiseis ton kathigiton tou giati argei, apanta me prototypes dikaiologies tou styl: "Syggnomi alla exasa tin aisthisi tou xronou apo ti stenaxoria mou. O ksaderfos mou pethane xtes. Htan mono 17 xronon. Ton tsimpise melissa, o fysikos exthros tou sxoinovati".
Deminho: Vrisketai pro ekplikseos otan dexetai klisi gia chat sto ICQ apo mia surfer pou xrisimopoiei to nick "Des". O Deminho rotaei ean gnorizontai kai lamvanei tin apantisi "oste tora kaneis oti den mas ksereis kiolas, e"? Amesos meta o Deminho zitaei apo ti Des na kanoun cyber sex kai lamvanei tin apantisi "a pa pa papa pa papapa, ego den kano tetoia pramata". To chat kleinei kai o Deminho menei me tin aporia...
Thrasos: Agorazei neo PC epitelous alla den mporei na synithiseis stis terasties taxythtes kai etsi to poulaei kai phgainei sto mouseio arxaiothton gia na klepsei to palio tou pc me to 14ari modem , xoris JAVA. Synexizei na psaxnei ton KostasV. Telika vriskei ton DJ Thryleon se ena club pou kanei programma kai gnorizei ton Earedil apo konta pou xoreyei mesa se ena klouvi.
Nitro: Meta apo paremvasi oikologon anagnoston tou board, ginetai ek neou enstasi gia to nick tou Giorgou. To nitro san ousia einai vlavero gia to perivallon opote tha prepei na allaksei kai pali to nick. Apo Martio kai meta tha xrisimopoiei to "DownTown" san nick.
Παρατηρητής ή "ματάκιας": Stamataei na pairnei mati ta diafora boards kai arxizei na pairnei mati krevatokamares. Mia mera vriskei ti souideza gynaika tou Braveheart sto krevati me enan kinezo kai enan mayro. Tous vgazei fotografia kai ti stelnei sti Benetton. Pote den ksereis... |
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